Sibling Rivalry

Me: Okay, Caroline. It's time for your weekly photoshoot!
Caroline: I gueeesssss.

Me: Put your hands in your mouth.
Caroline: Done.

Me: And another?
Caroline: I'm all over it.

Caroline: But what is that I hear?

Caroline: It's coming closer. And I don't like it.

Riley: Why does she get all the spotlight? I want in!

Riley: If she can be on her back, so can I.

Riley: [sings] Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.

Caroline: I'm not so sure about this.

Riley: Head shots? I'm in!

Caroline: Mom, I should be the center of attention, right?

Riley: Nope, you've got to share it with me!

Caroline: Mom, can't you make him go away?

Riley: Nope! In fact, I'm just going to butt you out of here, Caroline.

Caroline: He's getting hairs all over my pretty quilt!

Riley: Ha ha, suckers!