Me: Okay, Caroline. It's time for your weekly photoshoot!
Caroline: I gueeesssss.
Me: Put your hands in your mouth.
Me: And another?
Caroline: I'm all over it.
Caroline: But what is that I hear?
Caroline: It's coming closer. And I don't like it.
Riley: Why does she get all the spotlight? I want in!
Riley: If she can be on her back, so can I.
Riley: [sings] Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Caroline: I'm not so sure about this.
Riley: Head shots? I'm in!
Caroline: Mom, I should be the center of attention, right?
Riley: Nope, you've got to share it with me!
Caroline: Mom, can't you make him go away?
Riley: Nope! In fact, I'm just going to butt you out of here, Caroline.
Caroline: He's getting hairs all over my pretty quilt!
Riley: Ha ha, suckers!