I'm in Orlando for work for a large part of this week, and for the next few days I'll be staying at a hotel where this is the main attraction:
Yes, it is true. Ducks get extra special treatment around here - they hang out in the lobby fountain, get to ride on the elevator twice a day, and even get a red carpet rolled out for them. The march of the ducks happens at 11 and 5 each day, so I hope I'll catch it sometime between now and Wednesday. From what I hear it is quite exciting.
Thankfully the hotel is nice to human guests as well. There is a second T.V. in the bathroom and they gave me two "complimentary" bottles of water. No red carpet, however.